When I arrived at his studio/armoury, there was really intense mediaeval movie soundtracks playing behind the door (which was the kind of big, wooden door, enforced with heavy metal, that required a few men and a wooden log to break down). He walked me into this magical fortress of his, that immediately took me back to Middle Ages. He forsakes simplicity and convenience, and embraces style and EVILLLLL, room filled with amazing tools and instruments.
By now, I'm sure you've already figured out what this kid does.
This is Lord Sam Read Bloomfield (his title Lord is for real*)
*So basically Sam bought a piece of land in a part of Scotland, just big enough for him to build a stronghold (Tent). And because he owns this mighty territory (10x10 ft), he is officially deemed a Lord. That entitles him to have "Lord" in his credit cards and other important documents.



